March 7th, 2012
Burgerac & Lazy Oaf Dream Burger Competition
We love burgers here at Lazy Oaf, in fact you could even say we were a bit obsessed. So today we’ve decided to take that obsession to the next level by teaming up with the ultimate burger critic and detective Burgerac for a once in a life time competition.
We’re giving you the chance to win a whole selection of our fast food favourites so read on to find out how.
PRIZES TO BE WON!
Items up for grabs include our French Fries Tote Bag (currently sold out!), Burger Socks, Burger Passcase, Burger Locket Necklace and of course, our limited edition Lazy Oaf X Burgerac T-shirt (in your chosen size).
To be in with a chance of winning this bumper burger prize we’re simply asking you to tell us about your DREAM BURGER. We want to know everything including the fillings, sauce, size and most importantly, the name.
To enter please post your answers as a comment to this blog post including your name and email address. Alternatively you can submit a drawing or photograph of your dream burger by emailing press@lazyoaf.com & burgeracblog@gmail.com.
You can also enter via Twitter by submitting your answer to @lazyoaf and @burgeracblog using #dreamburgercomp.
The competition closes on Monday 12th March where we will pick one lucky winner and present them on the blog.
BURGERMAT PRINT PACK
Burgerac will also be treating the winning answer to a limited edition set of six burger-inspired art prints from the Burgermat Show including designs by Andy Rementer, Richard Hart, Chrissie Macdonald, Jon Burgerman, Nishant Choksi and Richard Hogg.
That means we’ve got over £100 worth of prizes to be won!
So what would your dream burger be? We really do want to know.
The competition will also be running simultaneously over at www.burgerac.com.
March 7th, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Dream Burger would be made with a freshly baked wholemeal bun topped with tons of sesame seeds, garlic aioli, avocado, tasty cheese, marinated spicy beef pattie, grilled onions, rocket, tomatoes and jalepenos.
March 7th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
My Dream Burger would be called “The Ark” as it would contain two of every animal in burger form (medium rare) along with mustard, pickles, ketchup, onions and cheese. Brioche buns all served in a cardboard ark with free beard to wear whilst eating. for desert? deep fried dove.
March 7th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
My dream burger is relatively simple.
A lovely beef pattie, some lettuce, cucumber, tomato and some a satay relish to give it some je ne sais quoi!
Job done!
Ed
March 7th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Name of burger: The Holy smokin Jesus.
Bun type: seeded soft dough
Sauce: grilled peppers and chilli mayonnaise
Relish: fried onions,green peppers,red peppers,crispy lettuce,big fat juicy tomatoes,and for that smokin’ Jesus tongue burning thrill,Chilli seeds.
Meat: Sliced char grilled chicken and a whopping half pound mixed grilled steak.
(secret ingredient) Lemon juice. for some SERIOUS ZING
<3
March 7th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Dream burger has to be quarter pound patty of beef, fresh diced tomato, crispy cos lettuce, red pepper houmous, jalapenos, mature chedder, and a bit of garlic mayo inside a soft floury bap! Delish!
March 7th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
My dream burger would be the size of an adult brain. It would begin with an elegant, lavender coloured bun – with the flavour of small candies. It would then have a layer of sugar straps, followed by a sprinkling of fresh mints, gummy bear ‘herbs’, a patty made of fairy floss and a sauce made from marshmallow spread.
This masterpiece would be called ‘Nutrition for Unicorns’. <8D
March 7th, 2012 at 12:56 pm
We have a sunday (bun-day) burger tradition, the “Burger Bonanza” where we mix the prime mince w chopped onion, garlic and some chili before making the patties. Size? Small!! And loads
So the idea is mini burgers and an emmense choice of toppings! Bacon, cheese, egg , avocado, jalapeños, tomato, lettuce, all sorts off sauces, the sky is the limit! And these mini super tasty towers reach for the sky every single sunday. I love sundays <3
Mmmmmmmmm Hungry now!
March 7th, 2012 at 12:56 pm
best burgers are home made burgers!
if you’re feeling cookish, bake your own buns.
if not then definitely toast your bought buns.
fat, round home made burger with plenty of herbs inside.
fried onions.
mature cheddar cheese.
ketchup, salad cream and relish.
and some lettuce if your feeling healthy.
with a side of home made chips.
wash it down with some pepsi.
FULL AND PLEASANTLY SATISFIED.
March 7th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
My dream burger would have a nice toasted white bun with a spread of bbq brown sauce, a burger with red Leicester cheese on, some bacon cooked until crispy, fresh lettuce, cucumber, a slice of turkey dinosaur ham [you know the one that's like ham on the outside and a dinosaur of turkey in the middle]
thow in a bit more cheese, top of the bun; grill it, and voila. what i like to call ‘burgerosaurus.’
March 7th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
My Dream Burger:
‘The Pie-ger’
1x Steak Pie
1x Bun
garnish : Tommy K
squash
slurp!
Sean Sims
(Northener)
can I have the CARD CASE if I win!
March 7th, 2012 at 1:14 pm
My Dream Burger would be called the ‘The Stag’.
A 1/4lb Venison pattie, blue cheese, a huge pile of rocket and Dijon honey mustard.
All served in between light brioche buns with decorative antlers protruding from the top bun.
March 7th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
My Dream Burger
Name: The Raging Bull
The Bun: Brioche Bun with poppy seeds.
Meat: British beef, 80/20 Beef/Fat ratio, cooked medium rare, seasoned with cayenne pepper, and salt and pepper (out side of the burger, not mixed in)
Trimmings: Wasabi Mayo, Wilted spinach and bacon lardons topped off with a gruyere cheese slice (melted)
YUM YUM!
March 7th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Hey, I´m from Germany, so I think I have to make something “hessisch”. I live in the State Hesse.
My Dream Burger is a small one.
The bread is dark with caraway seeds.
The patty is out of Angus-Beef from “Rhön”, a Part of Hesse where you can go snowboarding right now – and it´s heart-shaped.
On top of the patty there´s a parsnip chip.
The Sauce is an mixture out of two ingredients:
1. An extract out of Apple Wine, a local Drink from Frankfurt, the biggest City in Hesse.
2. A little bit “Grün´Soß´” – green Sauce, which is an aboslutely Highlitht in Frankfurt. Its made out of sour cream an 11 different herbs.
I think I call it Bembellove-Burger. A Bebel is a traditional porcelain carafe, Apple Wine is served in.
Good Luck everyone! =)
March 7th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I literally dream about burgers anyway, so it’s all good…
Grilled white seeded bun (obvs), standard beef patty (SCOTTISH BEEF PLEEZ), bacon avocado lemon mayo a leeeeettle bit cheese brown sauce lettuce black pepper maple syrup (Me and maple syrup are having a thing just now… Is putting it on a burger too far?). No tomato please because that just causes sogginess. Not in a good way either.
I’m away to seek out this dreamy burger. I call it “DISCO BURGER”. I think I would put glitter on top of it just so it lived up to it’s name… Edible glitter.
BURGER+DISCO+GLITTER=WINNING.
March 7th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
My dream burger is one where I state the ingredients and someone else makes it – the takeaway.
It goes like this: “veggie burger with salad (lots of red cabbage) and ketchup please” anything else? “Yeah, a side of chips”.
Awesome.
March 7th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I’m not a huge fan of beef or lamb, and chicken burgers are so plain to me.
My burger would be called the Boosh- Burger.
First there would be a succulent vanilla-cake bun, full of white chocolate chips (sesame seeds), and glazed like a madera cake to make it super soft.
Next, you’d bite through deliciously creamy mint-choc-chip ice cream slices (lettuce) and crunchy red coloured wafers (tomato).
Then would be a gooey chocolate brownie, coated in mushed up oreos, which is still sticky in the center, nearly oozing out (the beef).
Finally you bite through another of the madera-cake bun.
On the side you’d get given a pot of Gosh-sauce, which is butter icing based, and full of hundreds and thousands and popping candy, which acts like the cheese of a burger, making everything melt together. You can add as much of this sauce as you want.
My mouths watering already :3
March 7th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
It`s called McDREAMY
it`s for garls that tries but fails to be skinny only ( just jokin)
Buns are made from rae and include sunflower seeds. Meat is exchanged with lentils ( lentil patty), add some raw onion, tomato, cucumber and that`s it! madafakin vegan, innit?
March 7th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Mmm….burger?
Should come quick, crunchy and yummy .Being vegetarian, it is unusual to buy burger at a restaurant or shop, so with my friend time after time we cook Homemade Cheesy Vegetarian Burger.
All you need:
1.Fundament as a bun.
2. Filing is going to be mild cheddar cheese and the most important thing-goat’s cheese.
3. Big choice of vegetables: it could be freshly cut or sundried tomatoes, onion rings, a slice of aubergine or even mushrooms, everything depends on your preference and every vegetable gives its own flavour.
4. Spices: the easiest one is pepper and salt, however I would add oregano and a bit of carry, that gives specific and unique taste to vegetables.
5. Special adds: Parsley, dill, mixed salad leaves and spinach, this is a green and healthy part of our burger, especially ,if you have time to make a salad on the side, mixing the listed things, for example, with olives, nuts and seeds adding the olive oil.
All we need is to cut all ingredients, put in appropriate order and get in an own, so it takes some 20 minutes to get Veggie burger ready and you can enjoy!
Bon Appétit!
March 7th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
My dream burger; lets start with the bun; which would be topped with herbs and cheese!
The inside (the good bit) would have to have tomatoes, green peppers, red onion, a pinch of garlic, a couple of mushrooms and a boat load of melted cheese, all on top of some tasty beef. Then an extra slice of cheese under the meat and a sneaky tomatoe!
Don’t forget a smidget of mayonaise too!
After a lot of thought, i think i’d call this gorgeous masterpiece ‘The ultimate meat feast in a bun’
March 7th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Burgers are the the food of the gods and as such, they deserve respect. Only the choicest cuts and the freshest trimmings for this here burger. Here goes…
First things first; the bun. I want to OD on the seasame seeds, drown the equivalent of burger bookends in the things. Then lightly toast both sides – adding a much needed crunch to your burger munch. Before then hollowing out the lower half of the bap, carving out a little haven for your burger to nestle in.
Next up; the flesh. It’s gotta be big! I don’t want to forget my veggie friends, so am happy to exchange this for a veggie pattie but my preference would always be for meat – excess all areas! Grill it till it spits back with heat, naturally.
No burger would be complete without a whole host of innards, namely veg, grand fromage and sauce. Relish it! Chop up those red onions, douse the iceberg lettuce in H2O, get your gherkins out! Wait, put down that spring onion – kiss your mother with that mouth?! I’m easy breezy on the cheese front but heads up, your heart hates you when you get all slap dash with the blue cheese variety. Let’s put some emmenthal in there – those holes add a lil’ sumin sumin. Finally, let’s get saucy. Garlic mayo is right up there, as is sweet chilli – in this instance, to really bring out the beauty in this badboy, we’re going to have a large dollop of chilli salsa, together with some avocado strewn guacamole. Ketchup always to hand for a 999 situation, of course.
Quite frankly you’ve got yourself a taste sensation right there, surely you’ll agree? We’re calling this Lazy Oaf special…’Deliciousness’. Nom nom nom
March 7th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
The dreamiest burger:
Crispy crusted buns that are light and fluffy inside and dissolve in your mouth like candyfloss, but still have the most delicious oven bread taste ever.The patty will be made from half mince and half spice-infused beans,grilled with lots of paprika.A special sauce will be created from mild mustard mayo with sprinkles of chilli powder and finely chopped olives.All this will be placed on a bed of freshly picked lettuce,two thin slices of tomato,gherkins,strips of grilled peppers (red,yellow and green) and for the final touch,a helping of red leicester cheese covered by a warm, toasted bun and a subtle sprinkle of flour.
That, must carry the name of ‘SIR NOBle ‘(Since It Resembles No Ordinary Burger)
Comes with a monicle and a moustache to outline it’s sophistication.
March 7th, 2012 at 3:39 pm
My burger would be called ‘The Slut.’
The freshly baked flour bun would contain a delicious, succulent slab of chicken which would seat neatly on top of the luxurious lettuce bed.
The lettuce bed would not of been made that morning, and would still be filled with the tangy tomato from next door. Stains of a cool lemon & black pepper mayonaise would cover them both. Sluts.
Sat on the chicken’s back would be a couple of cheeky onion rings. They’d be sharing a long cocktail of BBQ sauce with the two or three spicy potato wedges that had snuck in through the fire exit.
A party of flavour and delight would take place but everyone would regret it in the morning.
The Slut.
March 7th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I’m quite picky, so my dream burger would be homemade.
Homemade buns, patty, tomato, cheddar cheese, salad, ketchup and mayo. Just simple, and that’s what I would call it.
March 7th, 2012 at 4:20 pm
My dream burger would have to be sweet. The bun would be two rounded sponge cakes with hundreds and thousands on top to look like sesame seeds. The burger would be waffle and lettuce would be some green jelly sweets. Add a layer of nutella or chocolate sauce to keep it together and you’ve got yourself a “sweet ‘n’ cheeky burger” with a side order of jelly snakes if the sugar overload wasn’t too much for you.
March 7th, 2012 at 4:52 pm
My dream burger would be called the “Breakfast Burger”
The buns would be made from two warm, golden brown waffles. Not doughy, yet not too crunchy.
The sauce would be a light mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise. Not too much or the waffle buns will be soggy.
The meat would be a fresh beef patty infused with bacon bits. It would be about the size of a hand.
The toppings would include grilled onions, fresh lettuce, thinly sliced tomatoes, and two thin strips of bacon.
The burger would have a dipping sauce of warm maple syrup. It would also come with a tall glass of orange juice.
Perfect.
March 7th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
My Dream Burger = ]:
Name: ReensBeans Burger = ]
Shape: Got to have the shape of a smiley face just like this —> = ] Yayy for smiley faced burgers = ]
Size: I want it to be the biggest smiley faced burger EVERRR = ]
Bun: Normal white seeded bun = ]
Filling: Ostrich, Crispy lettuce, Tomato, Cheese, Jalepenos and some friend onions = ]
Sauce: Sweet chilli sauce and also a dash of extra hot nandos sauce = ]
I could do with a burger like this right now = ]
Good luck everyonee = ]
ReensBeans Burger, Done. (Gordon Ramsey style) = ]
March 7th, 2012 at 4:59 pm
I swear I could actually live off burgers. Gourmet Burger kitchen’s avocado bacon burger is about the closest thing on earth to my dream burger, but if i could invent anything I like, hmmmm. Well first of all you have to make sure theres a really good burger in there, no cheap stuff, really good burger cooked medium! then you need a really good burger bun, needs to be soft but not so soft it’s gonna fall apart. Then I’m gonna have to say, burger, bacon and maple syrup, I just think it would be heaven! Maybe a hash brown and some cheese too!
March 7th, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Just emailing my entry! I had fun drawing up my burger XD
March 7th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
My dream burger…first of all its called the SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPEALADOTIOUS Burger.
This is because its breakfast lunch and dinner all in a burger!
It goes like this;
Italian tiger bread
crispy bacon, sunny side up egg, sausage, tomato ketchup and a hint of chilli. (breakfast element)
Hearty italian bread
parma ham, american cheese, cheddar cheese, jalapenos, panchetta, sweetcorn, lettuce, tomato, cucumber with mustard mayo and a dash of salad cream. (lunch element)
Texas burger bread
juicy 14oz steak, melted pepperjack cheese, jack daniels bbq sauce, potato chips and a dash of tobasco sauce.
aaaaahhhh yeaaaaa!
March 7th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
ok so its gonna be really big like a sharing burger maybe so me and my boyfriend could share! the bum would be bright PINK on once side and BLUE on the other! hmmm this would be great as when we share stuff he alwasy eats most of it!! so yeah next we would have 4 beef burgers so in total we de eat two eaach mmmmm they would be drenched in cheese which wouuld be YELLOW and lots of lettuce which is GREEENN and tomatoes which are REDDD ond obviously some bacon strips becasue my boyfriend is scompletely obcessed with bacon! id have pineapple in my halff to make it tropical and excotic like a carribean island and he would have chips in his half because he love his good old burger and chips!! its called the super amazing rainbow couples burger <33
March 7th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
My dream burger is called ‘Burgerlicious’
it has to be that dirty greasy type of burger
dripping with fat and bursting with cheese and ketchup.
It has to be pure beef meat filled with runny american cheese, with gerkins, salad and jalapenos on top.
ketchup squirted in the shape on my initials (AA)
and soft austrian burger bread to hold the beauty in place!
March 7th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
I call my dream burger ‘the husband’
It makes burger king look like a prince.
Its meat is british beef and also in the burger is fried onions, gerkins, tomato, cucumber, sweetcorn, mayo, mustard, BBQ sauce, ketchup, peri peri sauce, reggae reggae sauce and salt and pepper.
Cheeses: pepper jack, cheddar, camembert and american pouring cheese.
Steak trimmings covered in encona chilli sauce.
Turkey slices, bacon rashers and to end this beautiful creation a sparkler on top because its simply on FIRE!
March 7th, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Introducing…The Lazy To(a)fu Burger! Da da da daaaaaaa!
On the bottom half of a toasted bun spread some wholegrain mustard. Sit one giant slab of sesame/smoked tofu burger, griddled, on top. Pile with as much sliced gherkin as you think you can handle, and then add some more. Use ketchup, vegan mayo, or both as a kind of glue if the slippery buggers start to cause you problems. Add one disc of beef tomato (almost meaty…), some shredded iceberg lettuce (this is no time for fancy leaf) and some very finely sliced rings of red onion. Finished it all off with the top of the toasted sesame seed bun.
Munch munch munch.
March 7th, 2012 at 6:44 pm
My dream burger would be the ORIGINAL.melted,oozing cheese,fresh tomatoes,crisp lettuce,seeded,soft burger bun and succulent,juicey beef burger. THE ORIGINAL, THE GREATEST. The most perfect, delicious and overall best burger that ever was eaten on Earth. Choose the orignal, the best burger EVER.
March 7th, 2012 at 6:52 pm
My dream burger bas just the size of a bite, to stay clean when I eat it but it is also made by thousand. It is bande “the tiny little and sweet burger”. Yes, sweet because it us made of sugar, chocolate, and honey. And meat of course, it’s a burger.
March 7th, 2012 at 7:41 pm
My dream burger is a burger with a lot of homemade, organic meat with bacon and cheese, made by my dad. I haven’t taste it for 5 years, after i turned to a vegetarian.
Tasteful, great taste. Everyone should try my dad’s homemade meat!
March 7th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
My dream burger would be called a ‘PBJB’- a sweet tooth, not the regular option!
The bun would be a large, soft, brown, squishy one with the option of having it toasted or just plain cold.
The top would be smothered in strawberry jam or another flavour if requested and the bottom would be piled with thick peanut butter! :3
There would be options of adding extra fillings within such as my personal favourite, banana!
As well as the option of crunchy or smooth pb. (Crunchy ftw.)
Yeah, I’m a little weird!
March 7th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I’m going to be a little bit different, and instead of buns, I’m going to use giant Oreo cookies, with a second layer of massive choc-chipp’ed cookies, and then a layer of hot fudge brownies, gummy bears, mini-marshmallows, caramel and all held together with melted chocolate and Nutella. (Ideally served with Phish Food Ben & Jerry’s ice cream!)
I call this beast, the ‘edible heaven’.
March 7th, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Name: The Simple One
It would be a medium sized burger with a white seeded bun and medium rare British beef. Lettuce would be scattered and ketchup would be spread on the meat. I prefer my burgers simple… After you take a bite, you might find yourself singing for joy. Yep.
March 7th, 2012 at 8:29 pm
My dream burger would def have to be a big fat burger with lots of toppings on! You have to have the basics to have a perfect burger; you can never go wrong with an original!!! It just needs a few modern enhancements! What you would have to do it marinate the burger in a burger sauce over night so it would soak up the flavour, you should then top the burger with Tomato, Lettuce, Cheese (cheddar) and gherkin. I personally really like a bit of spice to go with it so I would have a red chilli and pepper sauce to go on top. And last but not least to create the perfect burger you gotta add a bit of glitter, cus I can and cus I’m a girl we all like a bit of glitter!!
i would call it “La Hamburguesa de brillo”
March 7th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
the lazy burger
5 scoop of crayons
4 sticks of unicorn horns
3 kilos of feathers
2 tubs of glitter
…and a parsnip in a pear tree
(ps- i have your burger face naked girl from the mag on my wall in a frame… wish i had a burger face…)
love you oafers xoxoxo
March 7th, 2012 at 9:18 pm
My dream burger would be handmade. I’d get the ground beef and then mix it with my grandmother’s secret onion mix which tastes like heaven. Then, i’d get the freshest lettuce and a single slice of tomato and lay it on top of the well done burger. The bun would be seedless and soft. Then i’d add ketchup on the burger and on the side, incase I need more. I’d have a little bit of salt and pepper on this burger. It would be made so you’d have to hold it with two hands. So that folks, is the ultimate burger I like to call, the Onionator.
March 7th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
already had my dream burger! made bbq chicken burger with cut up waffle as fries. chicken + waffles with a burger twist=delicious!
March 7th, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Right, firstly, i love burgers.
My dream burger would consist of:
a flowery white bun (homemade of course, the domestic goddess i am..), NO butter, a juicy beef burger,with maybe a hint of chilli in there- not really bothered about how it’s cooked-, crisp gem lettuce, tomatoes, a few sweet caramelised onions- burger van style-, and sweet chilli sauce.
When making the burger i would usually make a small hollow in the top of the bun so that you can be generous with the toppings without them spilling out (also i like the fluffy inside bit of the bun).
The name of this glorious being is ‘The YumScrumMmmInABun’.
March 7th, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Right, firstly, I LOVE BURGERS.
My dream burger would consist of:
A flowery white bun (homemade of course, the domestic goddess i am..), NO butter, a juicy beef burger,maybe with a hint of chilli in there- not really bothered about how it’s cooked-, crisp gem lettuce, tomatoes, a few caramelised onions- burger van style -, and sweet chilli sauce.
When making the burger I would usually make a small hollow in the top of the bun so that you can be generous with the toppings without them spilling out (also, i like the fluffy bit on the inside of the bun).
The name of this glorious being is.. ‘The YumScrumMmmInABun’.
March 8th, 2012 at 1:25 am
Burger name – Is that an eclipse? No, it’s my arse blocking the sun!
Nachos, salsa, cheese, guacamole, sour cream on a burger, in a bun,(if I say it’s organic does it sound more healthy)? There is no going back…… I’m now the size of a house, (fast food burger restaurant, badum-cha) to prove it. But I would love to accessorise my eats with my attire.
If necessary the t-shirt could double up as a burger bib?
March 8th, 2012 at 1:32 am
Delicious Bun
Delicious Meat
Delicious Lettuce
Delicious Onions
Delicious Tomato
Delicious Relish
Side of fries
Big glass of coke to wash it down
enough said ey
March 8th, 2012 at 4:19 am
THE DRUNK FRENCHMAN
Whole wheat buns with a burger that’s been fried in onions, gruyère cheese on top of that and onions on that. Then, to make things interesting, mushrooms that have been swimming and cooking in white wine join the party.
It’s pretty beautiful.
March 8th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
HAMBURGER OF MOSCOW SQUARE
Bun, a huge meat, camamber cheese, a really delicious sauce, and pickled cabbage!!!
March 8th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Read how it is in the stack:
Burger bun top (not covered in annoying seeds)
Burger
Mozzarella
Green Pesto
another burger
Fried onions
Ketchup (Heinz – no FAKERS)
Burger bun top again cos it’s nicer than the flat bottom bit (also not covered in annoying seeds).
YUM
March 8th, 2012 at 5:38 pm
It would be called the BEEF!
It would have a Welldone double Beef burger (of course) oozing with monterray jack cheese inside. It will be in a medium sesame seed bun, with crispy bacon and fried onions. Also, a fine layer of tomato ketchup and mustard.
March 8th, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Who says burgers can’t be sweet? Here’s the ‘Sweet but deadly’
The bun would be made of doughnut without filling, sliced in half to form the top and the bottom. The burger itself would be a deep fried mars bar, or if that’s a little too adventurous, a deep fried icecream ball instead. For sauce, a lovely hefty helping of caramel slathered on top. Relish would consist of fruit winders (very oldskool) and gummy worms. The bun would be topped off with some sugar and it’s good to go. The size would be quite small, but only to ensure that you didn’t get too sick of it too quickly. Plus, the smaller it is, the more portable to you could eat it anywhere, any time of day as hardly any cooking is needed.
I’ve made myself want to try and make this now…
March 8th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Basically shove everything you love together! I’d make it the size of a hand, it’d have a sesame seed bun with a big bit of juicy grilled beef and some battered chicken with onion, pepperjack cheese, gherkin and crispy bacon on top and mustard as the sauce. I would call it The Fatty.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:18 am
leather case filled with money, credit cards, gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies and sprinkled with no regret. dream burger.
March 9th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
My dream burger would be ciabatta burger buns lightly toasted, smothered in a tangy tomato and onion salsa and creamy chilli mayo. Then comes the fresh crisp Romani lettuce, gherkins (a must have for any burger!)and a slice of tomato, not forgetting a slice of traditional burger cheese. Then we come to the locally sourced Angus beef BBQ burger and thin streaks of Smokey bacon. Resting in more crunchy lettuce and the bottom bun!
Traditional meets new! … Optional bacon crunchy bits mixed into the mayo!!!
And there you have heaven in a bun
x jorden
March 9th, 2012 at 6:58 pm
i have literally always dreamt of this,
comes with a sachet of sauce of your choice, preferably mayo. just going for a skate, with my burger in my pocket! hahaha.
THE POCKET POUNDER -quarter pounder in your pocket!-
comes in a little sandwich bag to keep warm in your pocket so you can heat it up before you leave your destination, and eat on the move like a little biscuit
March 9th, 2012 at 11:26 pm
If I were to have my perffect burger it would definitely have to be different!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t want a boring savoury burger how about a sweet and sugary burger?!?!?!? ?
The bun would be a small cake cut in half for the buns!! The actual burger would be a slice of chocolate and caramel brownie! For the sauce it would be melted chocolate and jelly! (Kind of like a JAFA cake!!) The extras added on would be gummy bears and harribo all of them mixed together!!! And just to add a little bit something special I would add edible glitter to create the seeds on top of the bun!!
I would call it the la hamburguesa de todo el azúcar de dulces y nada sabrosa! Spanish for the hamburger of all sweets sugar and anything tasty!!
March 10th, 2012 at 1:38 am
The Protella
My burger is called the protella because it’s full of protien. The bun would be made of Indian naan bread – soft but supple, and the fillings would be, one nice big thick slab of 100% beef, with melted cheese mixed in with the pattie so that it never falls out the edges. On top of the beef would be a slice of smoked gammon, then a slice of turkey breast, then some mini chopped circles of merguez spicy lamb sausage, and to finish off there would be crispy bacon at the top. All of which would be grilled and baked meats so that they are completely healthy! Succulently oozing out would be hp spicy brown sauce. Lettuce, red onion and of course pickle to give it that extra tang. however, all good things can’t be overdone, so my burger would be only about 2 and a half inches in diameter, and it would come with a crisp and crunchy summer salad, and 2 potato walled, yummmm. perfect!
March 10th, 2012 at 1:58 am
A burger inside a burger inside a burger inside a burger.. With a side of Leonardo DiCaprio and soft toasty buns. Classic Burgerception.
March 11th, 2012 at 2:01 am
HAMBURGUESA ESTILO D.F.
▼ well done crispy thin
▼ warm bread
▼ lettuce
▼ pickle
▼ mayo (maybe spicy depends)
March 11th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
best burger I’ve eaten had animal onions on them. god knows what animal onions are, I thought mebbes they’d be like the elastic band animals, but nope, nothing animally, just onions in an amazing, amazing sauce. it had two burgers, and thin, so you can have it rare, but you’ve not got butt loads of raw meat and it was all dropping out the bottom. if you got clean hands after a burger, you’re doing it all wrong. and if you wipe your hands midway through, you’re doing it all wrong too. mmm, man, I want a burger right now.
March 11th, 2012 at 5:29 pm
My dream burger would be called ‘The Bappylicious Burgersaurus’. It would have a light,fluffy, slightly toasted bun with plenty of seeds. It would have a grilled chilli bean burger inside (because I’m a vegetarian) and layered on the burger it’d have:
-sweetcorn
-tomato ketchup
-crunchy lettuce
-slices of tomato
-well cooked onion
-coleslaw
March 11th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
It would have bread then a meat part of a burger then cheese then bacon then ketchup then chips then nachos then some more cheese some more ketchup peri peri sauce chicken and extra juiciness It would be very filling and fat but scrumdidilyumptious
March 11th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Scrumdidilyumptious is the name
March 11th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
The Grey Dog
Grilled Chicken Breast, Melted Swiss, Lettuce, Tomato, Bacon, Mustard, On Toasted Rye.
Maybe chuck on some avocado because I can and double the amount of bacon and wash it down with Lemon Lime and Bitters.
March 11th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
my dream burger would have:
a chocolate cake ‘bun’, with chocolate chip ’sesame seeds’
a brownie ‘burger’
slices of marshmallow ‘gherkin’
two bars of chocolate ‘bacon’
chocolate sauce ‘ketchup’
and fudge sauce ‘mustard’
waaaaahey! <3
March 11th, 2012 at 5:39 pm
my dream burger would have:
a chocolate cake ‘bun’, with chocolate chip ’sesame seeds’
a brownie ‘burger’
slices of marshmallow ‘gherkin’
two bars of chocolate ‘bacon’
chocolate sauce ‘ketchup’
and fudge sauce ‘mustard’
it would be the size of a normal burger, and named ‘THE CHOCOLATE ONE.’
March 11th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
pretty classic – sesam bun – 100%beef burger(medium) – cheddar, mayo, ketchup, letuce, big tomato, red onion, pickes, relish, bit of tabasco – CLASSIC CHEEZE – BEST
March 11th, 2012 at 5:43 pm
My dream burger would be actually the one I saw online quite some time back . It had a thick medium rare beef patty but here’s the twist ! In the center , a cup sized hole is created and an egg is being put in the center to cook with the patty !!! The egg is cooked to sunny side inside the hole of the patty ! A cheese is melted on top of it and is served in between 2 buns . No sauce needed because real people eat the real taste of the food .
When one takes a bite into the burger , the yoke of the egg burst and it flows out into the mouth which adds the flowy texture to the rough beef patty while the silky cheese leaves the burger with bits here , there , everywhere ! A combination of the beef sweetness , the eggs freshness and the cheese cheesey taste all in one bite ~
One can only dream to cook everything to such perfection where everything combines into 1 when taken a bite … My dream burger would be this burger which I would name it Ol’ Original because the start of burgers is as simple as this but yet , the flavours are so unforgettable . Even thinking about it is making me drool … I really am craving for it now …
March 11th, 2012 at 5:49 pm
My dream burger.
To start with it would be blue. Why blue I hear you screaming? Why not I scream back?!
This blue burger will to how off just how lazy it is. When i’m most lazy, i’m staring at the sky an the cloud. Just watching the world past me by. So the sky blue burger shows this.
The burger part of the burger (am i making sense?!) should be made of marshmallow. For clouds of course!
And the bun? When that shall be made of that cheap white bread that we all love.
Over all this is a sky themed burger I guess!
March 11th, 2012 at 5:56 pm
My Dream Burger
Name: The Satisfied Tummy
The Bun: croissant base with a sliced donut top
Meat: British beef,medium rare,seasoned with salt and pepper with a melting Gruyere cheese middle
Trimmings: Mayo and bbq sauce, bacon, tomato, fried onions, gem lettuce and spinach
March 11th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Name: The Sweet Treat
An iced bun with a glace cherry on top
A burger made out of marshmallow
Drizzled with chocolate and toffee sauce
Sprinkled in popping candy
And dipped in caramel.
It would be the size of a car
March 11th, 2012 at 6:13 pm
My dream burger is called “The flying burger”, it will be a fantastic burger with a bun where I could sit down and fly in across restaurants to find of new ingredient and create new recipes of hamburger! My stealing hamburger is simple but efficient: two buns with in it a piece of cheddar, a big steak, two piece of tomatoes, a lot of lettuce and sesame !
I join a photo of ma flying burger ! I made it for a personnal project for my school and I love it ! The little character on it..it’s me !
Please Lazy Oaf, Help me ! ahah
Avalon
ava2011@orange.fr
March 11th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
My dream burger has to incorporate the other main food in my life which I love – Pizza.
‘An Oaf’s Delight’ as I’d call it, starts with the buns, the bottom bun being filled inside with hot cheese like a stuffed crust. To stay classic to the burger, the top layer is covered in sesame seeds. Two doubled stacked burgers on top of one another lie inside, topped with peperoni slices and tomato sauce to juxtapose the flavours of pizza and burger – us lazy folk don’t do any of that healthy nonsense in our delicious food. We want to keep the two flavours strong, creating the perfect lazy dish.
March 11th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Well first glancing the question, I’d say any form of what looks like meat slapped between two sesame buns. Classy.
But after minutes of pondering about what MY dream burger could be, I’ve come up with a creation.
Ok so buns – two of ‘em. Requirements : Fluffy, soft, LARGE (oh yeah, the burger is MASSIVE) and as far from the sellout date as possible. Next ze meat! I wouldn’t be able to chose between a beef or chicken patty sooooo I have concluded that my dream burger will be a hybrid of the two (is that gross?). Cool. Next is any garnishes, NO TOMATOES! That’s a strict no no. So sadly, lettuce it is… And/or a chip or two. Cheeeese, yeah metled not… Fried? What.The hybrid meat patty should be appropriateley showered in ketchup and burger sauce in a steady ratio (OCD much…). But as I’ve mentioned earlier, this burger is large which must mean its filling. I don’t know how large, maybe the size of your or my head – yum. Oh yeah, it smells heavenly and not like road kill if anyone asks.
March 11th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Burger would be called – Try Hard urghhh
A White bun the size of a dinner plate,it’d have 2 packs of Plastic Cheese,a lot of Beefy Meat,half a jar of Gherkins,a bag of Hash Browns and a tub of Coleslaw,with a mega splash of french’s mustard and tomato ketchup.
YEAH!
March 11th, 2012 at 7:59 pm
My Dream Burger would have All my favourite food in it, starting from my best to least best.
So, it would have a strawberry flavoured bun with chips, ketchup, lightly salted tortilla chips, mozzarella (melted and all stretchy and stringy), prawn crackers, skips, wotsits, Kit Kat chunky, vanilla milk, cheerios, noodles, rice, spring onions ,pizza and ending with a mango flavoured bun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This will be called : freakywackedkooky burger :p
March 11th, 2012 at 8:20 pm
The inside out burger.
Two Kobe beef pattys, char grilled and cooked medium, sandwiching a toasted ciabatta smothered with smoked cheddar, jalapenos, barbecue sauce and deep fried onion rings. With a hint of dave’s insanity sauce. Napkins required.
March 11th, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Obesity in a bun…
Only to be enjoyed on a beach at sun set with a carbonated beverage.
I would have the bread to be hearty Italian but in bun form and it must be freshly baked on the day. The filling on this heavenly bun would be: 100% beef burger with Stilton cheese in the middle so when you take a bite into it, it will ooze out; crunchy lettuce; crispy fried onions to add a that extra crunch; extra crispy bacon and lots of it; onion rings because they’re lush and cheese but to only be placed on top of the burger so it will be slightly melted, then to be completed with ranch sauce.
Warning! Side effects of consuming obesity in a bun maybe to never enjoy ordinary food the same way again…
March 11th, 2012 at 8:45 pm
dream burger…WOW what a question!
I could be a huffy pants and be all like “I LOVE THEM ALLLLL” but no…
A nice wholemeal bun, good for the heart (i think).
I would have a simple burger – beef but lovely and homemade with maybe some tomato puree and sweetcorn to liven things up a bit
iceberg lettuce, definitely!!
going a bit adventurous now, I’d add in some chorizo and basil to get the taste buds tingling
big tomatoes, fresh but firm (ooft)
cucumber and red onions for the crunch and some nice tomato relish, yum
serve with lemonade and TAA-DAAAA
This ABSOLUTE BEAUTY would be called ‘tomato dream’ because tomatoes have vitamin A, C, calcium and potassiun which is probably good for you
March 11th, 2012 at 8:50 pm
I’m a vegetarian…so I would like my dream burger to consist of…:
* A patty made out of nuts and seeds…yummy and high in protein
* Blue cheese…to give it that stong taste
* A slice of pineapple
* A bit of mayonnaise…homemade mayo that has creamy and mustard like taste
* And some lettuce
All of this inside a wholemeal bun which has pumpkin and sunflower seeds
Note that it all has to be organic and fairtrade…and the milk comes from comes cows that are treated well
March 11th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
The “OH-MY-JEEZ-I’M-SURE-THIS-IS-FROM-HEAVEN”burguer song from Mc HitMaBuguh
my burguer is cool
my burguer is juicy
you can eat it in the pool
even if your name is Lucy
The sauce has parsley
onion and paprika
it is so tasty
What’s the capital of Costa Rica?
It’s big. it’s huge.
It is monumental
There is no fugue
You need to eat, it’s fundamental
It has lots of cheese
pickles and tomatoes
give me another please
with some delicious fried potatoes
If you eat my burguer
you will get abs
I’m sure it’s better
than the one from Mr. Krabs
It makes you high
It makes you feel in love
The desert is apple pie
I want the prize from Lazy Oaf
March 11th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
THE BIGCHEESE
Big bun + French fries + Cheddar cheese = BIGCHEESE
done!
March 11th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
My ultimate burger would be:
A gelatine sweetie burger! Due to my sweet tooth. Firstly I would have a gummy cinnamon and sesame infused bun frosted with sugar. Next the filling,to begin with layers of apple flavoured cabbage gelatine followed by streaks of caramel and butter scotch to replace cheese. The filling would be the centre of the burger, a multi chocolate terrine containing milk,white and dark. To top it all off I would have a sweet raspberry couills instead of tomato sauce.
Xx
March 11th, 2012 at 10:30 pm
My Dream Burger would be called A killionaire.
Which consists of canadian bacon , barbeque soaked chicken strips ,Day old Chinese food , bullet shaped pepperoni slices , crushed Spicy Nacho doritos , crispy onion rings , tonnes of american cheese on chilli fries , a hotdog with pickles and total overkill with the marmite to top a flame grilled juicy beef burger.on a sesame seed footlong soft burger bun.
This burger has got to be huge , like you could dine on this thing for days , and sure you could share with someone else,or several others but you aint gots too when you go in for a killionaire its a solo affair , nothings like your first legitimate everything i can find ill put on a burger,burger.It deserves a bloody medal.
March 11th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
5 bees (bens bonanza Barbeque burger bun):
100% beef 1/4 pound patty-medium rare,
Slice of creamy, mature cheddar,
Slice of BBQ pork belly with crispy crackling,
Thinly sliced gherkins,
Generous topping of well known brand ketchup,
All served on a lightly toasted, or warm sourdough bun.
Served with crispy chips and a spicy slaw.
No faf
Yes please!!
March 12th, 2012 at 2:02 am
my dream burger would be a very rare free-range beef patty on a fresh whole-wheat bun, topped with a slice of gouda cheese, dill pickles, warm caramelised onions, mustard, and of course- ketchup! (and a side of chunky fries.)
March 12th, 2012 at 5:01 am
My Hungry Unicorn burguer would go like this: http://twitpic.com/8v86k9
Cute dreamy bread, with power rangers head and body – both unattached from one another, and it’s important for thm to be late seasoned rangers…it would work best. Then colorful meat from unicorn amazing and magical bodys – thank heavens for that. Then it would be all that suff such as green leaves, onion and tomatoes and 4 or 5 sugar cubes. Then friend chicken legs, cause it is very in and couisine to mix diferent kinds of meat. Chicken will do fine with unicorn. Well, it’s vey ry alredy, so we’ll be using rainbow dressing just to make it yummy and fancy. Miniature of planets also would serve as base just to look more chef made and couisine – people love to work eotic stuff. Dont even mind explaining that…im telling you!
The presentation is not necessary cause it is self presented (and we want it to look effordless).
And voilá!
Best regards from brazilian chef!.
March 12th, 2012 at 8:59 am
My dream burger is full of relish – a poppy seed bun, a large wedge of genuine cow (!), a slice of creamy cheddar cheese, onion relish and ofcourse slices of pickled gerkin (previously ignited?!)
March 12th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
my dream burger would be chocolate or pinkish buns made of macaroons, marshmallows, banana, chocolate or caramel sauce, strawberry jam filling, sponge cake, and chocolate chips, with a strawberry shaped like a dog or top with whipped cream
March 12th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
my dream burger would be called.. “the special one”
i named it this because it’s not like anyother burger you’ll ever see, it would have white bread with poppy seeds on, then a small slice of meat (pork) then have a layer of cheese, pork and apple stuffing, then another slice of meat, philladelpha, and last but not least, a carrot. not sure why a carrot, but a carrot to give it colour, orange is my favourite colour then finish it off with another white poppy seeded bun!
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March 12th, 2012 at 6:20 pm
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March 17th, 2012 at 4:24 pm
I think I’m too late, but I may as well try. This is “The Daydreamer” burger:
Marshmallow fluff, chocolate shaving lettuce and cookie tomato would all be sandwiched between two vanilla cupcake-top buns. Topped with rainbow sprinkle sesame seeds and strawberry sauce ketchup, these little tastes of heaven are sure to induce copious amounts of happy daydreaming.
July 10th, 2012 at 6:43 pm
How many phish kids fit in a VW bus?…Two more and a dog.