Full Name: Gemma Shiel
How would you describe your role at Lazy Oaf Towers?
I built this city! I draw and make reasonable demands.
How many hours a night do you watch telly?
Too many hours, I tend to stop when my eyes start to itch or I fall asleep.
How do you take your tea?
It has to be milk with 1 1/2 sugars, not to weak and piping hot.
What is your favourite biscuit?
This is a cruel question, jammie dodgers are good but so are Fox's crunch for the perfect dunk.
What has been your favourite Oaf product to date?
This changes everyday for me, so today I am loving my Don't be square Brooch with googly eyes.
What was your best outfit ever?
It hasn't happened yet, so be prepared to be dazzled, because it's going to be so good you will go blind in the eyes.
Spots or stripes?
Spots.
Who is your hero/ine?
Tina Turner.
Who would play you in a production of Lazy Oaf:The Musical?
Probably Ronnie Corbitt, we are about the same size, and he wouldn't have to change out of his glasses.
Tell me a secret
I am in love with Dr Karl Kennedy, this is, as yet, unrequited.
What’s your most embarrassing junk food snack?
marmite and cucumber sandwiches.
What was the first cassette/cd single you bought?
Sinitta macho man
Best dance move?
The Robo Bop, my moves are famous. I taught Jackson.
Cats or dogs?
Dogs dogs. dogs win!
What’s your poison?
Anything with alcohol content, I would usually have a vodka or cider.
What do you collect?
Inanimate objects with faces.
Pink or blue or slime green?
All three please, what a combination.
Tell me about your Dream date?
My dream date would probably be in an old mans pub. Pint drinking and crisp throwing with someone that looks a bit like Captain Birdseye.
